Gisele Bundchen is officially packing up her bespangled brassiere, unstrapping the thong from 'twixt her cheeks, and parting ways with Victoria's Secret, or as your elderly Southern aunt says, "The Victoria Secrets". The NY Post reports:
The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn't up her $5 million-a-year salary. Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off. "Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic," said a source. "Victoria's Secret doesn't care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won't have to deal with any craziness." Reps for Bundchen didn't return e-mails. A rep for Victoria's Secret declined comment.
You hear that, Gisele? Not only does VS not give a crap about losing their cash cow, they have a stable of five–count 'em! FIVE!–girls waiting in the wings–Victoria's Secret angel wings, that is! LOL!–who are so remarkably young, hot, and uncrazy that they will reduce every heterosexual male in their path to sniveling puddles of semen. They're like the Greek muses mixed with Helen of Troy mixed with Nefertiti mixed with Charlie's Angels. Mixed with the Pussycat Dolls. Mixed with the Swedish beach volleyball team. And the Appolonia 6.
Vintage Gisele . . . dig in, at MrSkin.com.
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