Gisele Bunchen and Tom Brady Sex Tape: Full-Bodied with Bold Tannins

Models and athletes are paid for what they do with their bodies and not so much for their Marilyn Vos Savant brand of brains, so it comes as no surprise that they like to film said rippling, lithe bodies entangled in sexual ecstasy without thinking about the consequences of such a film being released to the public. The latest victims of sex tape folly: homewrecking supermodel Gisele Bundchen and her dimple-chinned quarterback lover, Tom Brady. According to Page Six, the pair were busted joining groins in the wine cellar of a New York restaurant:

Philippe on East 60th Street has allegedly videotaped celebrity customers as they frolicked in what they thought was a private room. The restaurant's private wine cellar is outfitted with hidden security cameras. And employees at the Chinese eatery have screened the videos after the stars leave, says an insider. "They've watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people," said our source. "Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what's going on." A rep for Philippe confirmed there are cameras in the private rooms, especially where expensive wine is stored, "for security purposes," but claimed that "all tapes are deleted. It is completely and utterly false that anyone has access to view the videos at Philippe, which are maintained off-site at our corporate headquarters," said flack Ronn Torossian. "The privacy of our clientele is our foremost concern. . . . Any statement saying to the contrary is utterly and completely false." Bundchen's rep had no comment and Brady's rep did not return an e-mail.

With all the riches and diamond tiaras and bars of gold that celebrities have, it's nice to know that when it comes down to it, they still prefer to hook up in dank, musty, cold, dark holes, just like the rest of us mortals. And by "mortals" we mean "voles and groundhogs". Nothing like the scent of rotting cork and the sensuous touch of cobwebs on your bare ass to really get that genital batter flowing.

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