Christmas is coming (haw) and if you're in a quandry in regards to what to stuff in the stockings of various family members, might we suggest a new, shrinkwrapped copy of Saved by the Smell, the soon-to-be-released sex tape featuring Dustin "Screech" Diamond, his rumored long dong, a couple of dames, and a schmear of feces on someone's upper lip? This tape has been an object of much excitement around the CNW offices, and now a brand new "trailer" has been released here. No storied wang, but we do get to hear Screech utter the phrases "the D-Man" and "the brotherhood of the bros" and see a couple of ladies crack snacking. However, the part that interests us the most is the ad below the video player touting a "discrete adult shop". A porn store involving no calculus whatsoever? Sign us up!
