German Fetishists: Tara Reid's Ultimate Nemesis

Weíve all seen Tara Reidís scarred-up fake boobies and lumpy ass, and we may have assumed that she was the celebrity most likely to host her own topless revue on VH1 Presents JiggleVision (to follow Paris Hilton's Sex and Chihuahuas Happy Hour, of course). But we were wrong. Tara hates nudity. And Germans.

For her new show Wild On Tara, Tara Reid recently paid a visit to Berlin, where she took in the nightlife at the infamous KitKatClub. When Tara entered the club and saw a sea of black leather punctuated by nudity, Tara dropped her drink and fled the club. (And you know Tara must have truly been horrified if she abandoned alcohol.) We assume that Tara prefers brown leather and frontal nudity and was appalled that her own fetishes were not catered to. A representative from the agency that booked Taraís Berlin trip said, "She does not seem to be the tough girl she pretends to be." You hear that, Tara? Your cred has been questioned and now itís your turn to prove that youíre not some virginal little Katie Holmes clone. May we suggest a return to Berlin with a live sex show including a llama, a ten-pound bag of coffee beans, and a tandem bicycle? Hmmmm? Just a suggestion.

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