The allure of Gerard Butler is a mystery to us. He has a face like an old boxing glove and seems like the poor man’s Russell Crowe (who’s the poor man’s Mel Gibson, who’s the poor man’s Yahoo Serious), yet he pulls more tail than your bratty toddler at a pet shop. And the tail he’s pulling at present is attached to one Jessica Simpson. Tell us all about it, Page Six:
Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves, as chaperones. “They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours,” a spy told Page Six. “They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”
Dating Jessica Simpson sounds a lot like courting a Mormon or a Greek man with a large family, but instead of a father or a passel of chatty cousins, you’re accompanied by her pet gay, who silently judges your suitability as a mate from under his frosted mane.
