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Gerard Butler Dumps Jennifer Aniston

jennifer_aniston_pussy_1What’s worse than getting dumped for Renee Zellweger? Getting dumped into the back of a car. And having, possibly, a flank of labia steak flap out. And having someone take a picture. And then having them blow it up. And then having them put it, full page, in the New York Post. The tabloids love painting Jennifer Aniston as a put-upon, unlovable sad sack spinster, but we’re not sure how this new persona is going to fly. Then again, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears made pretty decent careers out of flashing their poons near vehicles, so that shows how much we know.

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8 Comments

  1. Posted August 24, 2009 at 11:16 am | Permalink

    I would use the term ‘junk in the trunk’ here, but that would be insulting to the American auto industry who already have enough on their plate. ;)

  2. Carlos
    Posted August 24, 2009 at 12:15 pm | Permalink

    That pic isn’t anything but a whole lot of ham and half of the full-coverage front panel of a thong. Mark this one as Much Ado About Nothin’, fellas.

  3. joann postema
    Posted August 24, 2009 at 12:45 pm | Permalink

    This is a typically disgusting picture and write up. Do you people have ANY decency? I hope SOMEONE has the grace to apologize to Miss Anniston. You people that take and approve these type of pictures for publication should be fined for indecency. She is as usual just working hard at her craft. This is REALLY unnecessarily hurtful and embarrassing. Can you not make enough money without these tactics? Get a different type of job and stop bludgeoning peoples sensitivities!

  4. Posted August 24, 2009 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    Madam, do you have an ass to kiss?

  5. Zach Swan
    Posted August 24, 2009 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    I’ve examined the image closely and have concluded that this woman is missing her vagina. The thing that’s supposed to be there, ain’t there now.

    This encourages the question, where is it? Was it ever there? Could this explain her difficulty keeping a man? Hmmm…

  6. Posted August 24, 2009 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    Hasn’t stop some people, but then again anal isn’t exactly exciting for most.

  7. Stayer21
    Posted August 24, 2009 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    Why , Why?? does Jennifer keep flashing her Vagina? it is not as if it’s neat and tidy. Why can’t she pull on some undies. Surely she can afford some. This must be extremism at it’s best or worst and clearly shows she has lost respect for herself and possibly a sign she needs help. Is any one trying to help her?

  8. Posted August 24, 2009 at 8:15 pm | Permalink

    Don’t look to me for guidance, man. I actually have taste, unlike Little Miss ‘Can’t Land No One’. Besides, I have my own issues that no woman can cure…unless she has a cattle prod near by.

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