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Be very careful if you intend upon trespassing at George Clooney's Italian villa: You may end up covered in raw egg. Which is probably not the sort of sticky, gelatinous material most intruders are hoping to get on their face. Star magazine reports (via Celebitchy):
[George Clooney] recently installed an egg-throwing machine at his mansion on Italyís ritzy Lake Como. The machine, which the hunky actor helped design, hurls rag eggs at those who cross an infrared sensor in front of his 15-bedroom Villa Oleandra. ìHeís thrilled with it,î says a source, ìand has told his Italian staff to give him daily updates on what happens to the worst offenders!î
This is a vast improvement on his former security system, which consisted of his groundskeeper Sal eating a pot of baked beans and then stumbling up to any intruders and requesting that they pull his finger. You're moving up in the world, Clooney, moving on up.