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George Clooney, Facebook Foe

george-clooney-creepy-old-manLet’s face it, ladies, George Clooney is an old man. He’s got gray hair, he’s in movies that address, like, deep social issues and shit, and he hates technology. Give him another ten years, and he’ll be Clint Eastwood pulling guns on his nice new Asian neighbors and telling them to get off his lawn. But at least Clooney is still holding onto the vulgarity of youth. He told People:

I would rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page.

Yeah, we always suspected George had a hard time letting go of Make Out Club and moving on to the new trends.

We have much lower standards than Clooney. So check out our Facebook page!

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9 Comments

  1. Posted September 16, 2009 at 12:31 pm | Permalink

    Which means he actually has a MySpace or Twitter account under an assumed name. Bastard!

  2. Posted September 16, 2009 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    To each his own. Facebook is not for everybody. I find it very useful though.

  3. Charlene
    Posted September 17, 2009 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    So, he would rather have some fellow with cold hands up his bum! Hmmmm. Bummer…

  4. failbook
    Posted September 20, 2009 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

    haha owned! Good job Clooney. Failbook sucks and so does this site.

    P.S – I mean Facebook *cough*

  5. rox
    Posted October 3, 2009 at 11:53 am | Permalink

    If this was the 14th century he’d be saying books are stupid. There can be a lot of value in social networking if you take it beyond the inane bourgeois stuff. Examples: viral fundraising, political awareness, general information flow, exposing oppression, the power of one voice reaching many and the many reaching back.

  6. Gökhan ALTAY
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    05466843682 my phone number age:20 from:turkey

  7. Gökhan ALTAY
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 6:53 am | Permalink

    ı lıve you usa…Clooney facebook and msn add me !!!please :( ((:(:(:(::(:(:(:(:(

  8. Giankarlo Cornejo
    Posted October 31, 2009 at 1:54 pm | Permalink

    deep issues and shit…his movies probably send a message for those interested in things that are more important than just gossip. YOU dedicate your life to this…it’s not even inspiring!, you may have money but you’re very mediocre (and i can tell that by the way you write). i pity you. and just for the record, im not even a fan of clooney’s work, he’s a bit boring yeah but at least he has his own say. you’re just a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of those people who think censoring minorities is original and clever. THINK.

  9. ronan
    Posted December 15, 2009 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    totally agree. I hate facebook, privacy invaisons, scams, all sorts of rubbish really. It`s old now 5years, already started loosing it`s popularity.
    King of websites is youtube by the way and no one can beat it.

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