Let’s face it, ladies, George Clooney is an old man. He’s got gray hair, he’s in movies that address, like, deep social issues and shit, and he hates technology. Give him another ten years, and he’ll be Clint Eastwood pulling guns on his nice new Asian neighbors and telling them to get off his lawn. But at least Clooney is still holding onto the vulgarity of youth. He told People:
I would rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page.
Yeah, we always suspected George had a hard time letting go of Make Out Club and moving on to the new trends.
We have much lower standards than Clooney. So check out our Facebook page!








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Which means he actually has a MySpace or Twitter account under an assumed name. Bastard!
To each his own. Facebook is not for everybody. I find it very useful though.
So, he would rather have some fellow with cold hands up his bum! Hmmmm. Bummer…
haha owned! Good job Clooney. Failbook sucks and so does this site.
P.S – I mean Facebook *cough*
If this was the 14th century he’d be saying books are stupid. There can be a lot of value in social networking if you take it beyond the inane bourgeois stuff. Examples: viral fundraising, political awareness, general information flow, exposing oppression, the power of one voice reaching many and the many reaching back.
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deep issues and shit…his movies probably send a message for those interested in things that are more important than just gossip. YOU dedicate your life to this…it’s not even inspiring!, you may have money but you’re very mediocre (and i can tell that by the way you write). i pity you. and just for the record, im not even a fan of clooney’s work, he’s a bit boring yeah but at least he has his own say. you’re just a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of those people who think censoring minorities is original and clever. THINK.
totally agree. I hate facebook, privacy invaisons, scams, all sorts of rubbish really. It`s old now 5years, already started loosing it`s popularity.
King of websites is youtube by the way and no one can beat it.