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Jennifer Garner Survives Harrowing Busey Attack

gary_busey_red_carpet_oscars.jpgGary Busey is like a dildo secreted away inside a Jello salad at a family reunion: unexpected and fun for everyone! During an interminably long red carpet session prior to last night’s Oscar ceremony, the pink-hued mega-star showed up, inexplicably, to zazz up the night with his inimitable grace.

Inimitable grace, tombstone teeth, and a sexual assault upon Jennifer Garner’s person.

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4 Comments

  1. MA
    Posted February 25, 2008 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    Poor GB, Jennifer did not even know who he was… he used to be a mid-level star. I bet Ben would have shaken his hand like a gentlemen but Jennifer acted like he was the plague.

  2. Jones
    Posted February 26, 2008 at 12:56 am | Permalink

    What a stuck up cunt. Sure, he's kinda nuts, but that's why he's awesome. He didn't mean anything by it, & that overrated bitch needs to pull the stick out of her ass.

  3. Jessica
    Posted February 26, 2008 at 9:25 am | Permalink

    Please like none of you would act the same way she did.

  4. Chris
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    You douche bags can't be serious!! Gary Busey is an ass. Who kisses on the neck.
    What women won't be shocked!

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