Remember how yesterday we told you that Gwyneth Paltrow might be naming her excuse for getting fat incubating baby Capone and you thought she had gone the route of Tom Cruise and was never coming back from that land where unicorns eat people and shit smells like fresh-baked cookies? Well, now she thinks ghosts are after her. It's going to take more than an infant-sized gat to scare her back to reality.
Knocked-up Gwynnie thinks her newly remodeled London home is infested with Casper and his less-friendly companions. A source told London's Daily Mail,
ìGwyneth believes that the dark energy that has dogged her lately is due to something dark and unexplained in her home. Her pregnancy is not as peaceful as her last one and she has also been upset by a stalker.î
So according to Gwyneth, those two days we spent in bed while periodically excreting our insides weren't due to those chicken chimichangas from Jesus's House of Clams but rather a dark energy. We're hiring us one of those fancy Kabbalah guys toute suite just like she did! Those lovable but highly inaccurate gossip monkeys at FemaleFirst quoted The Daily Star:
"Gwyneth has been worried about the bad vibes for a few months now and merely mentioned them to Madonna. And Madonna wanted to help so she put Gwynnie in touch with a rabbit at the London Kabbalah Centre."
We're guessing that a rabbi might have been more effective in getting rid of Gwyneth's offending spirits, but rabbits are just so much cuter. Especially when they're special Kabbalah rabbits who wear little red strings around their furry paws.
Hot mama Gwyneth's ghostly goodies at MrSkin.com.
And kooky Kabbalah gal Madonna shows her stuff there too.
