All the Hollywood stylists and all the gay men couldn’t put Lindsay Lohan back together again. OK, so on the one hand, we don’t want to be the soulless curs relentlessly mocking the looks of a person who obviously has some serious problems. On the other hand, SWEET CRIPPLED CHRIST ON A COOKIE WOULD YOU LOOK AT THESE FREAKING PICTURES? Lindsay looks like Shauna Sand dressed in Loni Anderson’s wardrobe circa 1981. These were taken last night at the Whitney Museum’s Gala in NYC, and at one point, Lilo denied kicking it to Balthazar Getty and then posed with unfrozen caveman designer Donatella Versace. Please keep the brave photographer who snapped these gorgons in all their terrible finery in your thoughts and prayers today. Looking at these two dread portents of Zeus caused him to turn to stone, all so you can get your morning ha-has. Respect.
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I swear one of those photos reminds me of one of the zombies from DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978). Creepy doesn’t even begin to describe the moment.
Donatella’s droopy lids and slack mouth do kind of say braaaaaains.
No kidding. If I was her plastic surgeon, I’d be getting out of the business and quick. That corpse couldn’t be made to look alive if you put 25,000 volts in it. Yeesh!
OMG!!! Who knew… Lindsay and Donatella… Vampire Hag Sisters seperated at Hatching?!?!?!
These pictures are very inspiring, Halloween costume-wise.
my God! if this doesnt smack of desperation i dont know what does. hanging out with this old hag who was never attractive but is even worse now shows how badly her ego is in need of a boost. of course maybe im wrong. maybe its just all the drugs and alcohol at the after party and the availabilty of more jewelry to steal. either way hanging out with the old hag doesnt make her any less of a badly faked tan drugged out skank.