Frankly, she looks kind of silly.
On Mondays, we normally like to prod your eyelids open with a quick shot of nipple. However, these photos of Lost star Evangeline Lilly wearing what appears to be the bikini our baby sister wore in 1982, when she was four, might jolt you out of your weekend torpor just as easily. By confusing your penile area. Because, like, here is a woman with a beautiful face that tops off the body of a male wrestler. And there are boobs. There appear to be boobs on this scarily cut body. Then the whole package is wrapped up in more flouncy frills then a Santino Rice creation. Seriously, why is she wearing that? We feel like a little doggie is about to run up and chomp down on her fluffy swim bottoms, exposing her white tush and causing her to make a little "ooh!" face.
Evangeline's nude review is up at MrSkin.com.
