Nipples here! Step right up and get your nipples here! We've got nipples. They're slipping, they're poking, they're outright busting. Come one, come all and see our amazing array of specialty nipples. We've got pink ones, we've got brown ones, we've got large ones, we've got small ones. There's something for everyone. Nipples here!
First up is a nipple that's about as elusive as the rare Tomkat–Paris Hilton's lefty. While writhing around in the sand for a "music" video shoot (btw, why in hell is she making a video when her album has gotten pushed back upwards of twelve times already and at this point will probably come out in about 2043?) when her unsecurely fastened nipple tape gave way and a honking hooter fell out. That thing must have been pretty intent on escape to outwit the usually reliable nipple tape. (Get more pics at Egotastic!)
Round two finds us with a woman who, without the centuries-old art of the red-carpet flash, would be completely unknown to anyone but her plastic surgeon and her pomeranian–Victoria Silvstedt. We don't know who she is; we don't know what she does. But her existence is beginning to persuade us that there is such a thing as a professional charity-event nipple flasher, which is OK by us. (Hollywood Tuna has more of Vic's tits.)
And lastly we've got a little poky action from Jennifer Aniston. We know it's not much, but when you consider that this is a women who has not been seen in clothing any color but black, beige, or white for something like five years, you'll understand that some nipple pokage is the most interesting thing she could muster up. This woman even displaying cleavage would be like Bai Ling thrusting a camera lens into her wide-open beaver. So take what you can get, fellas. (Hollywood Rag has more Jen poking.)
Paris is super nude at MrSkin.com.
So's Victoria.
And even demure Jennifer coughs up some nudity.
