He Did It For the Nookie

Ladies, when you were little, did you imagine your wedding? A fluffy white princess dress, a 6-tiered cake with pink roses, a sparkling diamond on your finger? Yes? You probably also dreamed of your future husband. He would be strong, kind, intelligent, insightful. And prone to wearing red baseball caps and writing serious love songs gathered in a tender album called Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. A woman named Esther Nazarov can relate. PopCrunch reports:

Limp Bizkit rocker Fred Durst married his longtime girlfriend Esther in a secret ceremony in Las Vegas this week.The 38-year-old made the announcement via Twitter on Friday.

ìCheers to the universe from me and my lovely wife Esther Durst! We are now one and complete. ),î

Who says romance is dead? A beautiful Tweet AND an emoticon? And that's not even getting into the wedding night, when Durst leans in and tenderly whispers to his blushing new bride: "touch my balls and my ass." Awwww!