Jane Fonda's people are now denying yesterday's reports that the she participated in threesomes with ex-husband Roger Vadim and other broads. OK, so do they mean that she was never in threesomes at all? Or that maybe the threesomes consisted of her, Vadim, and several women? Or maybe it was Jane and Vadim and a woman and a ring-tailed lemur? Or maybe Vadim wasn't there at all, maybe it was Jane and seventeen double-jointed Brazilian swimsuit models? What?
The Daily Mirror broke the news yesterday that Fonda wrote about the alleged sexy naughty junk in her upcoming memoir. Today, Fonda's people are all in a tizzy doing damage control, and her official spokesman released this statement: "This did not come from the manuscript. There are major inaccuracies, as people will see when they read the book." Aha, so it's all a ploy to get people to buy the book! Listen, we didn't fall for that "and if you want to know what happens next, READ THE BOOK!" bit in third grade after hearing Cindy Peterman's book report on Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica's Secrets, and we're not falling for this one, either, you sneaky bastards.
But hey, you can still see Jane Fonda naked at MrSkin.com.
