Fergie Tells Kids: "No Humps, No Humps, No Teenage Sexy Humps"

If we were in high school and were battling with the decision of whether or not to have sex, we're sure a special assembly in the gym at which a famous person told us not to do it would be very helpful. Sure, we'd probably still end up getting a girl to feel sorry for us, take her out to Burger King, then try to hump her leg in the car on the way home. But maybe if it were Fergie telling us to keep it in our pants we'd listen. According to Starpulse (via Celebitchy):

Singer Fergie took to the stage at a New York high school on Tuesday to teach students about AIDS prevention and safe sex. The Black Eyed Peas star, who was once addicted to crystal methamphetamine, urged the 10th graders at Murry Bergtraum High School to never allow themselves to be pressurized into sex without a condom.

She told the assembled 15-year-olds, ìIn high school I cheated on my boyfriends – whatever! (But) do you really want that person whoís just going to like you if you have unprotected sex?î

Speaking after the event, Fergie added, ìItís about building self-esteem. Thatís what itís going to take for young people to have protected sex. They have to stick to their guns.î

We're really glad that Fergie is concerned about kids being "pressurized" into sex, which we think means that she is against airplane-bathroom hookups involving teens, but we're disappointed that she didn't mention the tactics she's come up with to turn her boyfriend off of sex, i.e., letting him see her with urine all over herself. Although she was talking to teenagers, who have a statistically high probability of dating R. Kelly, so maybe that tactic isn't foolproof.