Duhamel Desires Fergie Baby, Doggie Style

Josh Duhamel is ready to make babies with his significant other, Fergie. Aw, that's so cute. He thinks she's not a dude. He tells OK! mag:

ìIíve got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for meóso I got to get on the horse!î

"Horse" isn't really the most appropriate term to use when describing your longtime girlfriend. Though it is Fergie. "Pug" would be appropriate. So would "Hyena-dinosaur hybrid". Josh goes on to say that his experience as an expectant father on Las Vegas has prepared him for what's in store:

ìIíve never been through that and itís sort of dawned on me as I go ó wait, that probably would happen. Maybe she would take it as you not being sexually attracted to her when in fact, maybe youíre just worried that youíre going to hurt the baby. . . And you realize you canít hurt the baby. Youíve just got to do it doggie style. NO!î

We like that Josh's first reaction to imagining normal sexual relations with Fergie is "NO!" Later, when the interviewer gently explained to Josh that making Fergie pregnant would also involve him placing his penis inside of her vagina and releasing his semen into said receptacle, Josh dropped to the ground and clutched his lower abdomen, writhing in pain and anguish, before asking what he was supposed to do with her penis during all of this.

Fergie Fergs looks flossy, flossy at MrSkin.com.