Fergie(licious) is kind of like Kaia from the Real World: Hawaii. Facially objectionable with no discernible talents or personality, she still perseveres at convincing everyone around her that she is desirable. You have to admire her commitment to self-promotion, and the perfect forum for this is Maxim. Their team of photo retouchers, airbrushers, and Photoshop experts rolls 200 deep and works late into the night to remove all semblance of anything human about their models–pores, hair, legs that aren't the circumference, texture, and sheen of a Granny Smith. So today, we salute Maxim's treatment of Fergie. They not only removed her embarrassing eyebrow ring, but the urine stains on her drawers. They've made her look almost female. And almost T to the A to the S T E Y?
Fergie is in a similar state of flimsy finery at MrSkin.com.
