You know those guys who are all like, “It’s not cheating cause I only put the tip in. That sooooo doesn’t count”? Pee pants Fergie is just like that, only her version involves slurping snatch. The Fergie Ferg said:
I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it.
The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man.
But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship.
I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there.
It sounds like Fergie and Josh would be a whole lot happier if it weren’t for that damn therapist. Ferg could satisfy her penchant for poon with Josh, and no one would be cheating. Or they could agree that it’s only cheating if they have sex with other men. Or maybe that’s too restrictive too. Maybe it’s only cheating if they have sex with one-armed eunuchs from Botswana. They could handle that, right?
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It’s called an open marriage, silly person. If both husband and wife wish to fool around by each other’s consent, then it’s not cheating. It’s swinging! (Now waiting for the inevitable Fergie sex tape with her and a few girlfriends…and you can guess who did the shooting!)
Tell that to that therapist. These two would have been much happier without that advice, from the sound of it.
man! what a butter-faced bitch. the most amazing thing about this chick is that she didnt have to spend the thousands of bucks or go through all the pain of many botched plastic surgeries. she was fugly and weird looking to begin with. man!(shudder!)