We thought we had it bad when that crackhead with the pet donkey moved in next door to us, but that's nothing compared to David Duchovny's complaints. He lives next door to Britney Spears. And we're guessing that Bit Bit's shit stinks way more than that donkey's.
Duchovny and wife TÈa Leoni are considering leaving their Malibu neighborhood after gaining the Federlines as neighbors. Duchovny said, "Britney moved in a couple of months ago, and since then it's been crazy. The other day I was walking to a restaurant and there were photographers in front, and they took a picture of me. I asked, 'What's going on?' and they said, 'We're waiting for Britney.' I knew they weren't waiting for me." Aw, isn't that sweet? Mulder knows his place in the Hollywood hierarchy. He went on to mumble something about the broken down Camaro on the lawn surrounded by empty bags of Funyuns and cans of Red Bull bringing down his property value.
