The ever scrutinized state of Britney Spears's womb has taught us a very important lesson in celeb gossip rag trust: When Life & Style claims that Britney's lady crevices are full o' fetus, we laugh and point and say "Aw, isn't it cute that they trust Jasper T. Jowls from the Santa Clara Chuck E. Cheese as a valid source?" But when Us Weekly reports that she's good and knocked up, we mount our trusty steed and ride through town bellowing "A Federline is coming! A Federline is coming!"
First off, let's get this out of the way: "Oops, She Did it Again," "…Baby One More Time," "I'm a Slave 4 Pregnancy," etc. etc. etc. Now that we never have to think those awful thoughts again (at least not until the next issue of People arrives on our desk) we'll get on with it; Britney's having another baby. Maybe. According to Us:
Britney Spears, 24, couldnít hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesarís Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us.
And of course there's a "Please give us $3.49" teaser:
To read more about Britís pregnancy (keeping it secret from her parents, ordering fake cocktails to fool the public, and Kevinís relentless partying), read this weekís Us Weekly on newsstands Wednesday!
We sure will, Us! Thanks to you we'll never again look at Britney's extra tummy padding and think "Damn, girl, lay off the deep-fried Twinkies and Miracle Whip milkshakes."
Pre-Federline Britney at MrSkin.com.
