Britney Spears is a pure white dove set free from the prison of rehab, and as of this morning, she's one step closer to flapping her bald wings and soaring away from Kevin Federline. We're really into animal metaphors today. TMZ (again) reports:
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their divorce. Sources say that under the terms, K-Fed will walk away with around $1 million (In case you're wondering, Spears' lawyer, Laura Wasser, drafted and airtight pre-nup). As for their two kids, we're told Britney and Kevin will have joint custody, sharing physical custody 50/50. The divorce will be final, with a judge's signature, very soon.
Two and a half years ago, Britney Spears was arguably the most famous and desirable female on the planet and Kevin Federline was a crustachio'ed dude who serially impregnated Moesha guest stars and did the Roger Rabbit behind pop singers. Now she's a cueball Jay Leno punchline and he's a millionaire with half a hand in how two human beings are molded. It's like Pretty Woman all over again!
Britney's halcyon days in pictures, at MrSkin.com.
