Britney Spears is a fan of human reproduction because she loves to have little ones to look after, she needs playmates who are a bit more mentally advanced than her husband, and because the word uterus makes her giggle. Kevin Federline on the other hand, he loves making babies cause it gets him paid, y'all.
The following information is about as shocking as hearing a girl say "You know, I don't usually like girls, but I'd totally hump Angelina Jolie." A source told MSNBC's The Scoop:
Before he got married, Kevin was sitting down with lawyers, discussing legal and financial issues. He was sitting sort of slumped over with a baseball cap over his eyes and a lawyer was talking about how he had to sign a pre-nup and Kevin looked sort of bummed out. But then the lawyer explained that for every child the two of you have together, you would receive X amount of dollars. His eyes really lit up.
What, you thought Kevin loved stuffin' his pork in Britney because he has a fetish for TJ Maxx clearance wear and synthetic extensions for Sally Beauty Supply?
Britney before she got knocked up at MrSkin.com.
