Faye Dunaway and the Great Chicken Weigh-In

To an aging celeb, it's difficult to strike that balance between shiny new plastic perfection and gracefully maintained original growth. When you've been outfitted with a brand new set of gigantic veneers, how do you assure that the flesh of your face is accurately nourished yet doesn't take on added weight or salt bloat that would unfairly disguise your new acquisition? If you're Faye Dunaway, you accomplish that delicate balance with the careful and precise weighing of foodstuffs. Page Six reports:

DINERS at the Koo Koo Roo in L.A. were jolted when they saw Faye Dunaway sashay in wearing gym clothes and plastic food-handling gloves. "She ordered chicken and broccoli to go, and then she sat at a table with her food container," reports cyber gossip Janet Charlton. "She pulled a tiny scale out of her purse and . . . proceeded to pull the chicken meat off the bones and weigh it. She piled the bones and skin on a napkin. She carefully weighed the chicken meat and broccoli, and the broccoli was a little short, so she went to the counter and asked for more."

We wonder what else Faye carries with her in that purse other than a food scale and plastic gloves. We're sure there's a pretty big supply of Crest Whitestrips in there. And there's probably a tub or two of Noxema hanging out at the bottom.