"Hey, Freckles, That's Not a Toilet"

Fair and freckled Lost babe Evangeline Lilly has a new movie called The Hurt Locker to promote. A lot of actresses will spark interest in a project by appearing on talk shows or posing in their drawers for Maxim or even busting out with a bit of a nip slip, but not our Evangeline. She did the rounds at Cannes, and after telling reporters that she almost turned down Lost because the script was "crap" and "dramatic Gilligan's Island", she let loose a torrent of words that was not unlike one squatting and voiding one's bladder:

"I'm the type of person who, when I'm in the jungle working with Matthew Fox, will just crouch beside a bush three feet away and take a pee."

That's pretty cool, and we can definitely relate. We're pretty similar, Evangeline Lilly and us. Only instead of urinating three feet from Matthew Fox in the jungle, we squatted down and took a dump next to Michael BublÈ on the sidewalk cafe adjacent to Figaro Cafe. Why? Ask BublÈ. Ask BublÈ.