First we're gonna make you think about Evangeline Lilly's panties. We'll wait for a minute while you ponder. Now we're going to ruin that fantasy by telling you that she may soon be betrothed to a hobbit. What, like you would have been a better choice?
We know that some young boys are rather desperate and would do just about anything to touch a boob or sniff a pair of panties, so we're not surprised that some enterprising young lad snatched a pair of Evangeline's underoos off of the clothesline where they were drying. FemaleFirst quotes Evangeline: "A friend was in the shower when there was a knock at the door. When she answered it, she saw a boy stealing my knickers off the washing line. Show bosses have now taken the decision to hire extra security." Note to FemaleFirst: Stop trying to make everyone sound British. We doubt that even Canadians use words like knickers. It's clear that she said something more along the lines of "Deary me, someone has nicked my skivvies!"
Perhaps it wasn't a teenage boy stealing those underthings, but wee little Dominic Monaghan. The two have been rumored to be dating for quite some time now, and word in the jungle is that Monaghan has been shopping for engagement rings. But if Charlie marries Kate who's going to take care of Claire's baby? The Others will get him. We can't let that–Run! There's a polar bear! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Oops, sorry about that. We haven't quite learned the meaning of make-believe yet.
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