Evan Rachel's Nipple Wood in Nude I.D. Photo

We know that you don't want to waste your whole day thinking about Chris Brown, since he is still A ASSHOLE,†so now we'll bring you something a little cheerier, a little peppier. Something with zing. That's right, nipple. We generally don't pay much attention to I.D. magazine because, frankly, it looks a little too good for us. The cover sneers out at us, saying, "Non, theees is not for you" (yes, in our world snooty magazines speak in a French accent). It knows that we are not smart enough, not hip enough for it. It laughs at us and points us to the shelf with People. Which usually we're OK with. Except when I.D. has naked ladies in it. People NEVER has naked ladies. People has never even seen a naked lady. But thankfully that's what the internet is for: dispersing naked ladies for the masses. So after the cut, check out Evan Rachel Wood naked in I.D. Just try not to think about Marilyn Manson's tongue when you see her nude nipple. Oh, did we just ruin it for you? Oops. Sorry.