We've been down this road before. Some overzealous gossiper assumed that Evan Rachel Wood was screwing her 52-year-old The Wrestler costar Mickey Rourke because, of course, who wouldn't be able to resist his Play-Doh Fun Factory features, penchant for shiny jackets, and wispy pre-teen facial hair? And then, as now, ER denied the claims. She told Rolling Stone:
Iím upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because Iím single doesnít mean that you can take advantage of me. Itís unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.
Duh, 40 is her cut off. And she prefers her men with smooth, kabuki-painted faces and soft, feminine man boobs. Mickey is obviously too tan, and his bosoms are far too chiseled.
