The blood isn't even dry on the cutters' razorblades of fans mourning the untimely breakup of Gothbert Gothbert and Holita, and already the media is trying to pair off newly single Evan Rachel Wood with another. Another meaning Mickey Rourke, her costar in the upcoming movie The Wrestler. Evan, however, would like us to know that there is no truth to these rumors and issued the following statement (via Daily Stab):
ìSpread the word ñ Iím not dating Mickey Rourke. Everybody thinks weíre dating and weíre not. Mickey and I bonded while shooting The Wrestler and we became friends, but nothing more. I guess, because of my recent break up, I will be linked to many people, but I am not interested in pursuing a relationship at this point in my life. Any such rumor should not be taken seriously.î
Normally if the press tried to connect a pretty 20-year-old with a hatchet-faced 52-year-old who once mimed squirting honey into Kim Basinger's vagine, we'd laugh and laugh, but in this case it seems perfectly plausible. When one shacks up with Marilyn Manson and it fails to piss off dad? Where does one go? We expect every boyfriend she takes from here on out to be older and more physically repellent than the last; a dating ladder of monstrosity that will not stop until she ends up marrying Shaggy 2 Dope from the Insane Clown Posse. Or Burt Reynolds.
ERW shows it off nakedly at MrSkin.com.
