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Eva Mendes Ponies Up Seat-a for PETA

eva_mendes_naked_peta_1.jpgApparently, Eva Mendes would rather go naked than wear fur. We wonder if Eva is aware that there are more than just two options. One can go naked, or one could wear fur, OR one could don a Rowdy Roddy Piper costume, or a Hazmat suit, or a Gordon Gartrell shirt, or an adult diaper gravid with stools. The possibilities are endless, yet PETA constantly makes it out like it's a battle between fur and flesh, with flesh emerging the victor, triumphantly holding a fist aloft, wobbling yammos conquering all. A diabolical scheme, to be sure. After the cut, the full ad.

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Yeah, we're still not getting it. "Wearing dead animal pelts and looking like Leona Helmsley or Alexis Carrington? No, no, friends. I am so disgusted by this option that I would instead choose to eschew all outer garments in favor of showing everyone my flawless, completely naked body! Take that, animal-exploiting corporatocracy!"

UPDATE: According to Egotastic, the picture isn't even new–it's a recycled magazine photo shoot from earlier this year.

Eva's beava is ready for the eyeballin' at MrSkin.com.

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3 Comments

  1. Posted December 7, 2007 at 11:57 am | Permalink

    Is it just me or does she look a little Winehouse-ish from the neck, or rather shoulder, up?

  2. GOB 3
    Posted December 8, 2007 at 7:50 am | Permalink

    Yet another celebrity hooked on PETA.
    FISH ON!!!
    I guess there's chance for eating her pussy nor her eating any dick then.
    NO SOUP FOR YOU!

  3. Anon Thong
    Posted December 8, 2007 at 8:44 am | Permalink

    They airbrushed her pic so much her skin looks like she was skinned of her fur.

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