Eva Mendes recently graduated from rehab, and she wants to make damn sure we all know that she is 100% OK. According to various academic texts like the Bible, Introduction to Modern Physics, and Choose Your Own Adventure #45: You Are a Shark, the best way to do this is by showing your boobs. Eva did just that in the latest issue of Italian Vogue. After the cut, jugs! Jugs filled with sobriety!
It's all very Sophia Loren. If Sophia Loren had a thing for tit massage via feet and a penchant for serving drinks on her breasts.
(More pics at Egotastic!)
And you can even see Eva's beava at MrSkin.com.
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Hedious. Classless. Tasteless.
Ugly and tasteless SPREAD! She is SO OVER…she needs to get over herself. GO OD and leave your private parts out of the media…SKANK!
Her relatives must be so proud; while her parents roll over in their graves!!! NASTY SKANK!!!
Yummy!
This B is a f****** home wrecker and career destroyer for women trying to get film work as actresses. Remove the black face tan B.
Wow she is so hot and sexy and sultry she is classy too!
Wow she is so hot and sexy and sultry she is classy too!
FUCk all you haterzzz you don't know her so stop talkin shit go fuck your selves
I wish she'd shown her pussy. That way we'd have seen if she's
bald or still has that hideous fuckin' 70's bush she was sporting in 'Training Day'
Well, it’s about time. Good for you. Still waiting for Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker, note this: Heidi Montag Pratt (after her lame non-Nude Playboy shoot) Hey Jizzhole- she’s probably got the landing strip action- let’s see who else has not gone nude- Kirsten Dunst- Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Shakira. Technically Lindsay L. has but it’s semi-lame. Jessica Alba. All of these so called actresses say they won’t do nudies because they want to be considered serious actresses. YEAH, RIGHT. Well go back and look at all of your Academy Award winners and nominees. MOST OF THEM HAVE DONE SOME SIGNIFICANT NUDITY. All we’re asking is boobies. Full frontal would be great but not required. Some actresses get an exemption, but not many- for example- Vanessa Hudgens. You figure out why. SO GUYS, LET’S UNITE!!! WE NEED TO BOYCOTT ACTRESSES THAT WON’T DO NUDE SCENES.
I would suck the fart out of her ass!!!!