http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/eva_longoria_victoria_beckham_sex_shops.html Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:01:09 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/eva_longoria_victoria_beckham_sex_shops.html/comment-page-1#comment-1384 Humphrey Wheems Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:27:59 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17201#comment-1384 I was originally going to say "why would the plastiskank buy dildoes when she is married to one" but then I realised that performance on the field tends to match performance in the sack, so most of the time he would be off the bed and when he is in play he only lasts for about 30 seconds before limping off and leaving the attendees less than satisfied. I was originally going to say "why would the plastiskank buy dildoes when she is married to one" but then I realised that performance on the field tends to match performance in the sack, so most of the time he would be off the bed and when he is in play he only lasts for about 30 seconds before limping off and leaving the attendees less than satisfied.

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