If you were new to L.A. and searching for advice on where to get your bob trimmed or your labes waxed or who sells the very best Swarovski-encrusted butt plugs, surely you'd turn to Eva Longoria just like Victoria Beckham did. That Posh is a smart girl. Our gossip KY enthusiast, FemaleFirst, reports:
Eva Longoria has taken Victoria Beckham on a tour of Los Angeles' sex shops.The 'Desperate Housewives' actress – who is married to basketball star Tony Parker – has been bonding with the Spice Girl over their shared passion for bedroom experimentation and has taken Victoria out to buy sex toys.
A friend of the Latina actress said: "Eva has pointed Victoria in the right direction in Hollywood – the best beauticians, the best places to go for a wax, where she can pick up sexy lingerie and where to buy sex toys. I think David will be pleasantly surprised."
It seems Victoria – who moved Stateside with her family when her husband David signed a contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team – has already been stocking up on goodies for David.
The 33-year-old singer was recently spotted buying various massage products and a vibrating doll from Los Angeles sex boutique Pleasure Chest.
Yeah, we're pretty sure Eva just took Posh into her special sex-toy closet, where each dildo is arranged by color and size and kept in its own cashmere bag. We hear it's nearly as big as Dodger Stadium.
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I was originally going to say "why would the plastiskank buy dildoes when she is married to one" but then I realised that performance on the field tends to match performance in the sack, so most of the time he would be off the bed and when he is in play he only lasts for about 30 seconds before limping off and leaving the attendees less than satisfied.