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October 1, 2007 at 10:58AM

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1 Night in Eva's Beava

For once the Unsubstantiated Rumor of the Day does not involve Jennifer Lopez's uterus OR Angelina Jolie buying more children from countries with funny names. Instead, we turn to Eva Longoria and the possibility that a sex tape involving her and husband/French dude Tony Parker exists. According to The Sun:

Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby Tony Parker.

If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex tape unearthed since Paris Hilton’s One Night In Paris.

However, Celebitchy does not suffer fools gladly and gets to the bottom of the situation:

1. You can download a supposed clip from a torrent, but once you try and view it you have to subscribe to a site called “Celebrity Orgy” to see it.

2. No one who is reporting on this has even seen the tape.

3. The video has not been leaked yet

4. The title of the video suggests they just threw Eva’s name in there for good measure. It’s called “Eva+Longoria+Home+Video+hot+MILF+caught+FUCKING+in+stolen+Sex+Tape”

If such a tape exists, it should be fairly easy to discern whether or not it's the real Eva and Tony. Just watch for the midget with the vulva tattoo gently guiding the virginal French giant's penis from her belly button towards the correct orafice.

Eva brings the sex at MrSkin.com.

Related Topics: Celebrity Sex Tapes, Eva Longoria, Tony Parker

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You can see the whole "sex tape" spoof here:

http://www.webtvhub.com/eva-longoria-sex-tape-the-worst-celebrity-sex-tape-ever-cruel-hoax-for-funny-or-die/

"There has been widespread speculation for the last few weeks about a supposed sex tape featuring Eva Longoria and husband Tony Parker.

It was rumoured to show the Desperate Housewives star and her NBA partner screwing each other in an amateur effort not seen since the infamous One Night In Paris.

It turns out it was all one big hoax and the alleged sex tape is nothing more than a spoof for Will Ferrel’s comedy site Funny Or Die.

It stars Eva Longoria with comedian Eric Christian Olsen going under the name Perry Hilton."

Posted by: MH | October 6, 2007 03:08 PM