You'll recall that burnt sienna pygmy Eva Longoria and her fumbly lover Tony Parker broke up, only to immediately get back together. And now, they are officially engaged. Wow! Looks like a couple stuff happened in the past two months!
Ah, that T.P. tattoo above her fur-free poonani was not for naught! Mr. Parker is going to turn his love swami into his wedded waif. People reports from the front lines:
"Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "The couple have never been happier."
Parker, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, flew into Los Angeles after his game on Wednesday night and surprised Longoria at her home as she got off work, according to the actress's rep, who added: "The proposal was romantic and perfect."
The couple plans to wed in France next summer in what they describe as a "big, happy ceremony with lots of family and friends."
Longoria told PEOPLE in April she is happiest when in a relationship ñ and said she expects to stay with Parker "forever."
Of course she does, bless her little heart. Pardon us for being twisted cynics with tarry hearts of petrified excrement, but we're pretty sure even Pam Anderson said the same thing after concluding her third Kid Rock nuptials.
Eva does not show beava, but there's a whole lotta cleave at MrSkin.com.
