Longoria Just Not That Into Hubby's Dongoria

A wise woman named Rose Nyland once said of her roommate Blanche's oversexed ramblings, "I've found that the more people talk about sex, the less they have it." Who, in Hollywood, talks about sex the most? Eva Longoria, of course. And who is now rumored to be a secret prude? Apparently, Mr. Longoria, Tony Parker, was so dissatisfied with Eva's puritanical bedroom antics that he was forced to search elsewhere; i.e. inside French model Alexandra Paressant, for that elusive facial. Paressant told X17 Online:

"I met Tony at Hyatt Park and we spent wonderful moments together. We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain positions and thinks that sperm gives you acne."

Eva and Tony, of course, deny any wick-wetting on Parker's part, telling People:

Tony: "I love my wife. She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier." Longoria, who took Parker's name this year after their July nuptials, added, "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband."

Perhaps this Alexandra Paressant can take some lessons in writing the perfect erotic Hollywood hookup tell-all from Dessarae Bradford. I Let Tony Parker Ejaculate Onto My Waiting Face just screams "Pulitzer".