Oh, we're sure this happens to everybody. It's Friday night, you're feeling a little lonely, you somehow find yourself in front of your computer browsing an online escort service and you see her. The girl of your dreams! Available for around $2500! You've seen her on Desperate Housewives, you've seen her on the sidelines of Spurs games, and now she can be YOURS! She's Eva Longoria! So you place an order, the doorbell rings and . . . it's not Eva Longoria. It's a Ukrainian runaway with a meth problem. You got clowned! TMZ scoops:
A British escort agency is pimping out a working girl named Valentina on their website (1500 pounds for an "overnight" visit). The problem — in the photo Valentina uses to advertise herself, she looks a helluva lot like Eva Longoria … because it is Eva Longoria. In fact, the same photo appears on several Eva Longoria fansites.
We wonder if Valentina comes equipped with a similar personality to Longoria. Perhaps she'll show up at your house armed with a barrel of dildos, complain that she's fat, and then insult your manhood. Erotic.
More sexy and legit pics of Eva are at MrSkin.com.
