Former underwear model/full-time pygmy shrew Eva Longoria fueled ongoing pregnancy rumors this weekend when she hung around Las Vegas in a dumpy tent dress, eschewing alcohol and sushi. But you can all stop looking at the Petit Tresor website and turn your bump watch radars down to a yellow alert, because Eva insists she's not knocked up, and according to IMDb, said:
"I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I'm a size one."
FIVE pounds? A size ONE? Well, somebody call Seattle Sutton before this massive sow causes a nationwide famine after eating the bulk of the country's food supply. Boom babba bom, oink oink oink, and so forth.
Eva Longoria Parker shows it off at MrSkin.com.
