Today, the star of waning ABC soap opera married some random athlete guy in France. These two are media masterminds because they somehow foresaw July 6, 2007 as the slowest and most boring celebrity gossip day in history, and planned accordingly. "I'll be on the cover of every magazine!" Evil Eva sneered, rubbing her hands together menacingly. "I'll sell my wedding photos for two million dollars! OK! will do a spread on 'Eva's Dream Dress'! Me, me, ME! Muahahahaha!" And France guy twisted his villainous French mustache and echoed, "Je blah vous vlah blah blah francais blah blah zhe de la blah! Muahahahaha!"
See much more of the blushing bride at MrSkin.com.
