Eva Longoria would like to thank her personal trainer for putting one inch of hard, quivering muscle into her butt. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
A torrent of embarrassment. That's what comes out of Eva Longoria's mouth when you press the plastic button on her back. A torrent of embarrassment. At first, we were amused with her potty talk. Then we were disgusted. Then we were amused again. Now we just feel the familiar warm flush of shame whenever she gives an interview. This time, when speaking to the UK's The Sun, she wisely eschewed all talk of dildoes, pubic fur, and her boyfriend's lack of prowess in the boudoir, and stuck with a relatively safe topic: exercise. What reader wouldn't want to know how Eva stays so fit and trim? Unfortuntely (or fortunately, whatever), Eva subconsciously makes even idle talk about the gym into a treatise on doing it:
"With all the lunges and squats and leg presses, I've gained an inch of muscle in my butt."
Her trainer, named in the article as Patrick Murphy, needn't feel too bad. He can always call up Eva's boyfriend, Tony Parker, and form the Accidentally Emasculated By Eva Longoria Club.
More pics of Eva are at MrSkin.com.
