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Eva Longoria Cracks Open a Warm One

eva-longoria-bikini-1.jpgWe used to live to crack wise about Eva Longoria and her vibrators and her vagina tattoo. Merry were the days when we could write a post about her having sleepovers with Eva Mendes or her questioning her man's boudoir skills. Then she got married and her show got less popular and we became obsessed with exciting new upstarts like Amy Winehouse, and we can't even muster up even a flutter of good-humored bile. Mommy wow, we're kinda mature now. After the cut, see Eva's can crackage.

Kim Kardashian, she is not. Is that even a real human ass? It looks like a couple of those flat Wendy's burgers topped with some smeary scoops of rainbow sherbet. Hey, look, we're mean again! We've gotten our mojo back!

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2 Comments

  1. chris
    Posted September 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    How the hell does she make those Sexiest Woman list? She's got NO ASS at all, and is flat too. Her face is all right though, but I mean really, that's a dime a dozen.

  2. NonWoot
    Posted September 8, 2007 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    hey thin latinas always rule! :P

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