Eva Longoria Cracks Open a Warm One

We used to live to crack wise about Eva Longoria and her vibrators and her vagina tattoo. Merry were the days when we could write a post about her having sleepovers with Eva Mendes or her questioning her man's boudoir skills. Then she got married and her show got less popular and we became obsessed with exciting new upstarts like Amy Winehouse, and we can't even muster up even a flutter of good-humored bile. Mommy wow, we're kinda mature now. After the cut, see Eva's can crackage.

Kim Kardashian, she is not. Is that even a real human ass? It looks like a couple of those flat Wendy's burgers topped with some smeary scoops of rainbow sherbet. Hey, look, we're mean again! We've gotten our mojo back!

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Related Topics: Eva Longoria, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis

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How the hell does she make those Sexiest Woman list? She's got NO ASS at all, and is flat too. Her face is all right though, but I mean really, that's a dime a dozen.

 Posted by: chris | September 4, 2007 01:13 PM

hey thin latinas always rule! :P

 Posted by: NonWoot | September 8, 2007 04:17 PM

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