Our jubilance upon learning that Eva Longoria and her romantically subnormal toy boy, Tony Parker, had split was short-lived. Today we learn the sad fact that they are trying to save the romance, and that Eva has dropped everything and flown to France to try to work things through, thus giving gossip writers yet another reason to think they're terribly clever by describing Eva as "desperate". Oh ho ho!
Nobody cares about these turkeys, anyway, but here goes: Eva told E! News that she and Tony are, indeed, trudging through a rough patch, but that she planned to fly to Paris last nigth to join Parker, who's there playing exhibition games. Parker also downplayed the rumored split, telling the San Antonio Express News:
"Everything's fine. A couple stuff happened, but that's nothing. Everything is fine."
Relax, everyone. A couple stuff happened, is all. And a couple stuff is no big deal. One stuff would be a bad sign–one stuff signifies an affair or secret gayness, for example. But a couple stuff? You can get past a couple stuff. Noooo problem.
Get a Longoria! Eva's at MrSkin.com.
