Eva Mendes Sells Jeans with Her Jugs

Sometimes we think Calvin Klein is a genius. First of all, he makes some awesome underdrawers. But more importantly, the man knows how to advertise. “Hey, why don’t we hire Eva Mendes for a perfume commercial. She’s hot. And, hey, why don’t we put her titty in it? People will like that.” “But Mr. Klein, we won’t be able to run that on TV.” “So what? It’ll have Eva Mendes’s knocker in it. People will put that shit all over the internet and we won’t even have to pay for it.” Genius. Now he’s using Eva Mendes again, to sell some jeans. And really, selling jeans works much better when the model isn’t wearing a shirt. Shirts are just distracting. They cover up important details like back pockets and decorative stitching and boobies. After the cut, see Eva Mendes topless. But just so’s you don’t get all mad at us and start pelting us with rotten tomatoes for being filthy stinking liars, you can’t really see anything cause there’s a huge wooden beam casting a totally annoying shadow over the bazooms. Guess fancy things like lighting technicians are for more of a True Religion-size budget.