Eva Mendes has a movie in production called You Look Nice Today. The same might be said for Eva herself, especially when she is greased up like a shoat at the state fair and grabbing at a dude’s woody. PopEater reports:
A giant Calvin Klein billboard starring a sweaty and nearly naked Eva Mendes is stopping traffic in New York City. In the ad, the ‘Hitch’ actress is wearing a sheer bra and tugging at an equally slippery male model’s briefs.
“As much as I love advertising, it’s gonna cause an accident. It’s just right over the top,” [said a resident].
Oh, right over the top, you say? Like, for example, a nipple over the top of one’s shirt? Such a thing is a joy. Such a thing is after the cut.
This happened last night in New York at a screening of Bad Lieutenant. So if an observer thinks a photograph of Eva in her underwear will cause an accident, entire civilizations probably collapsed after Eva’s nipple honked out of her top. Just look back at history. Pompeiians didn’t get killed because of a volcano. Some dame’s hooter flew out of her toga and they all drowned in their own goof juice and that is a fact.
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Thank you Eva how ’bout the whole thing next time?
not impressed.