Just Like Every 18-Year-Old, Emma Watson Dreams of Getting Nude for Bernardo Bertolucci

Yay! Hermione Granger wants to show us her hairy pooter! Yes, we've seen it before, but not in front of a professional movie camera under good lighting. There is a catch though: She'll only strip on film if Bernardo Bertolucci is directing her. IMDb reports:

Harry Potter star Emma Watson is willing to strip naked on the big screen – as long as she is directed by acclaimed Italian filmmaker Bernardo Bertolucci.

The young actress, who stars as Hermione Granger in the box office blockbuster franchise, is on the lookout for new movie parts.

And Watson would be happy to bare all on screen for any roles offered her way – but would prefer Stealing Beauty director Bertolucci to be behind the camera.

Asked if she would be happy to reveal all she says, "Yes – for him. It depends. I'm not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job."

The good news is that Bernardo has written and directed some of the most erotic moments ever caught on film; the bad news is that he's 68 and hasn't made a movie in five years. C'mon, Bert, we know you have to have some half-finished scripts lying around that you can dust off just for Emma. Or if not, give Larry David a call; we bet Emma would be just perfect to finally bring Rochelle, Rochelle to the screen. It's only about two hops from Stealing Beauty to a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.