Katie Holmes dons wide-leg pants and Barney's is sold out within the week. Katie Holmes cuts her hair into a newscaster bob, and thousands of women across this land of ours head to the Hair Cuttery and follow suit. Katie Holmes runs a marathon sweat-free and minus a bra, her Scientolotits swinging about like Stevie Wonder's head, and the rest of her peers ape her once again. Ellen Pompeo, of television's Grey's Anatomy, recently took an impromptu spin around the block in a tissue paper top, handful of keys, and your chubby 13-year-old brother's jeans. Get the look easily with the new corset top from Stella McCartney–one breast is lifted to the collarbone, while the other is crushed mercilessly down to the navel to simulate the natural running motion. Blood stains from brutalized nipples are this season's footless tights! Chafed is the new black! Looks great with your abortion pendant!
