Hollywood reincarnation shocker! Ellen DeGeneres is Lucille Ball's grandmother! Even more shocking? Lucy's grandfather: a lesbian Chihuahua named Buttercup.
We understand that in showbiz you have to take the flattering reviews where you can find them, but usually that means resorting to pulling quotes from sixteen-year-old Valley girl Brittany's Computer Bloggy Thingy, not communicating with the dead. Starpulse reports:
Beloved comedienne Lucille Ball has given Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres the ultimate praise from beyond the grave – and she's uncovered one of the comedienne's explosive past life secrets.In a seance staged by psychic to the stars Kenny Kingston after the Oscars on Sunday night, a number of dead stars reached out to their late pal – and many had nothing but high praise for the way DeGeneres hosted the Academy Awards.
Kingston says, "Lucille Ball was particularly complimentary about Ellen and told me she thought Ellen should be the permanent host of the Oscars."
But it was the bombshell that was to follow that floored Kingston, who was once hired to guide Bette Davis and Marilyn Monroe spiritually.
He adds, "I wasn't expecting it, but Lucille Ball revealed that Ellen was her own mother's mother two lifetimes ago. It seems the roles were reversed in a past life. That might explain why Ellen and her mother, Betty, who often appears on her TV show, are so close."
We're totally calling bullshit on this story. Not because we don't believe in reincarnation or communicating with the dead (in fact, we have in depth conversations with Lon Chaney Jr. most evenings), but because we assume Lucy is in Heaven. A place with no pain or suffering or boring acceptance speeches or neverending Dreamgirls medleys. Nobody watches the Oscars in Heaven; they're too busy listening to Marlon Brando tell that funny story about how cold and slippery the butter was and eating delicious no-calorie, no-fat jelly donuts.
We're sure Lucy would give Ellen's nude scenes at MrSkin.com a glowing review.
