An Elle of a Hookup

Musical visionary. Philanthropist. Photographer. Raspy voice-haver. Canadian. Provider of shattered teacup upon which Lindsay Lohan sliced her speckled flesh. Is there anything Bryan Adams can't do? Apparently, the answer is no, because he has somehow landed himself one of the most storied beauties of our times as a concubine. According to the Daily Mail:

Supermodel Elle Macpherson and international rock star Bryan Adams are secretly dating.

The couple enjoyed a passionate kiss at a private party in Bryan's London home on Tuesday night after the launch of his new photo exhibition.

A source said: "They were all over each other, flirting outrageously and they couldn't keep their hands or eyes off each other."

Elle, nicknamed "The Body", and sexy Bryan make a fab couple but were trying to keep the relationship top secret - because it's very early days and they've been pals for ages before romance blossomed.

Men! Take note! All those expensive tooth-bleachings and Hummermobiles and Cyberphones aren't going to get you anywhere with the supermodel demographic. Take a clue from Mr. Adams and the ebony to his ivory, Seal. All it takes to win the hand of a blonde, statuesque, international swimsuit model is a song that tops the adult contemporary charts and a face full of scars. A melody about dew on roses and gnarled keloids, and the Victoria's Secret girls come buzzing like flies on BM.


Get a load of Elle's bells at MrSkin.com.