While we generally try not to judge celebrity offspring until they're of legal age and independently hunting for attention, we've never much liked Elizabeth Hurley's son, Damian. He looks like a little shit who would bite your kneecaps and pee in your orange juice and laugh at you afterwards. But Liz would probably half-heartedly chide, "Now, sweetie, that wasn't very nice" and then go back to talking about how hot she looked in that Austin Powers movie, so we can't really fault the kid. Plus, Liz usually dresses him up like a bratty English dandy from a Dickens novel, complete with short pants that would befit Auntie Mame's nephew, so naturally kid's gonna have issues. But even more severe issues are to come, as Liz recently made Damian model a frilly pink bikini for her website. News of the World reports (via Celebitchy):
An insider fumed: "It's an outrage Liz made her son do this. He's not old enough to make that sort of decision."Imagine the teasing he could suffer at school. Why would any parent do this to their child?"
The bizarre image, showing Damian hiding behind giant sunglasses, featured on Liz's official website.
The source added: "Liz suggested Damian pose in the bikini. Other people were uncomfortable with it but she insisted."
Naturally Liz is waiting until Damian is at least ten, with properly developed cheekbones, before she unleashes her cosmetics line. His current features are just too childlike to suitably showcase different shades of blush.
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