Elisha Cuthbert Takes a Trip to Gay Paree

Note the picture at left of the lovely Elisha Cuthbert, star of the hit series 24 and general Crabby Patty-about-town. Now imagine Paris Hilton hiking her ruched knit skirt up to her ears, squatting with a smile, her buttflaps fluttering in the breeze, and planting her wart-scarred cooter right on that finger and whirling around like a Sit n' Spin. It could happen! It almost happened! Apparently, the two buddies were spotted getting awfully friendly-like on Tuesday night at NYC hotspot Tenjune. According to US Weekly:

Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were "all over each other and making out" at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

"Who knew?" says the source of the unlikely pairing.

Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25, didn't arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. "It's Paris," says the source. "She loves putting on a show."

Sexy mental images aside, we have grown weary of Paris's displays of desperate attention-whoring. We wish the only shows she would put on would be puppet shows. Though the sight of a tiny hand-controlled tiger doll with one lazy button eye humping a sock puppet riddled with holes and sweat stains probably wouldn't be a big hit with the kindergarten crowd. And athlete's foot doesn't exactly have the same glamor and attraction as the clap, but Paris puppet will take what it can get.







Elisha is Eluscious at MrSkin.com.

And Paris is naked there.